I should buy a lottery ticket.
I currently have a PCL sprain, a medial ankle sprain and a sore calf. I have done a right number on my left leg, SLIPPING ON TILES when I woke up this morning.
I watch a lot of sport, and there's a doctor who puts out videos whenever someone gets seriously injured, which is how I know the anatomy so well.
My injury mechanism isn't as interesting, though.. maybe next time I might hurt myself trying to win a Super Bowl.